Ok. I’ve seen several men say things on Twitter that you just wouldn’t say chillin’ with your friends at a football game or at the house. Here’s what NOT to do on Twitter:
Twitter Man Laws
1). Talk to another man with your shirt off in your profile picture.
2). Try to look sexy and seductive in your profile pic because you’re trying to holla at ladies but talk to men too. Stop talking to men unless you’re gay.
3). Never, ever say YAY! when speaking. You would never do that in person.
4). Never, ever say “bestie”.
It seems like lots of dudes are trying to holla at the ladies and are taking on feminine qualities. Just because the ladies do that mess, doesn’t mean you have to talk like that so that the ladies like you. The hetero ladies want a mans man not a man who waves to them walking down the street the way a woman would. The ladies want a strong dude not a sissy. Stop blending into the ladies.
I’m not advocating that you be all tough and rough as a dude. Just saying be yourself. If you’re excited about something replace “Yay” with “Word” or something more masculine. Replace “bestie” with “my dawg”. Put your shirt on and if you want to look sexy to the chicks, stop talking to other dudes while that profile pic is up. Be a mans man, NOT a ladies man. Ladies men are chumps and actually get no real love.
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